We’ve never been into honesty,
But promise me you’ll let me know when you’re lying.
(Source: allisimpson)
I regarded the world as such a sad sight,
Until I viewed it in black and white.
Then I reviewed every frame and basic shape,
And sealed the exit with caution tape.
(Source: allisimpson)
You can always tell what kind of woman a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.
—
Audrey Hepburn
